(Professional Stand-ins)
Hello?
Do you have stand-ins?
Please send some to Gag Park now.
Bye.
- Hello. / - Hello.
We're the top stand-in agency,
1,000 Stand-ins.
I see.
The thing is, a talent agency
is going to come watch me busk.
Please help me so that I get scouted.
Oh, don't worry. That's what we're best at.
We're supposed to have one more stand-in.
He should be here.
Oh, here he is.
Hello, I'm Kijung of UNB.
I have two jobs.
I guess he has something he wants to buy.
Go stand over there.
These guys are first-timers.
Just say how good he is when he sings
and call out his name.
- Kim Janggun! / - Kim Jeonghun!
Kim Kijung!
Not your names.
And as for her...
She's good at acting by herself.
- So don't worry about her. / - Kang Yumi!
And as for me, if you're ever in trouble,
I'll show up and handle it.
Jeong Myeonghun!
I see.
Shall we do a cheer?
Yes.
1, 2, 3...
- Let's go! / - Let's go!
So reliable.
Let me get ready to sing...
- He's so good. / - He's so good.
Excuse me.
I haven't even started singing yet.
Why are you saying I'm good already?
- How strange... / - He looks like he'll be good.
- Excuse me... / - He looks like he'll be good.
Not now.
You can say that once the talent agency comes.
This looked really awkward, by the way.
Hello.
I guess you're here busking.
Yes.
You must be a musician.
Yes, I am.
You sure drew a big crowd.
This isn't even that many people.
Please watch me.
Okay...
Alright, I'll start busking now.
People, what's my name?
- He's so good. / - He's so good.
Right...
Right, I'm very good at singing.
I'll take requests.
What should I sing?
- He's so good. / - He's so good.
Why do they keep saying that?
That's my title track. "He's So Good."
- Oh, that's why? / - Yes.
Before that,
I'll show you my beatboxing.
- You can beatbox? / - Yes.
You sure have your basics down.
Nobody can keep up with me.
- What the... / - What's this?
That's right.
I've been practicing for 30 years
but I can't keep up with him.
You practiced for 30 years?
How old are you now?
18.
That doesn't make sense.
Want to see my 30 years of beatboxing?
Yes!
Beatbox. Okay, sounds good.
He's good!
He's better than you.
This guy here.
Yet I still can't keep up with him.
No, I'm actually better at dancing than beatboxing.
- Hold it! / - What the..
I'll show you the dancing I practiced for 30 years.
Cue the music!
He's so good.
Let's go!
What the...
So sexy.
Wow! He's good!
He's really good!
Even if I dance like this,
I still can't keep up with him!
What are you talking about?
But above all...
What are you doing?
I can't keep up with him in looks!
You're really good.
Excuse me. You should say I'm good.
- He's so good. / - He's so good.
No!
I'm going to get cosmetic surgery.
- Where are you going? / - To get cosmetic surgery!
Why?
- No... / - Sign with me! Where are you going?
- No... / - Let me get his number.
Hong Hyeonho!
I can't believe I'm seeing you in person!
Hello.
- Hello. / - I've heard all your songs.
- From ever since you debuted. / - What?
- I know everything about you. / - I see.
Your birthday is January 10th, right?
Yes, that's right.
Your favorite food is spicy pork.
That's right!
Are you a fan?
I'm his mom.
Even when I gave birth to Mr. Hong...
He came out singing.
Why do you call him Mr. Hong if you're his mom?
We disowned him. We aren't related anymore.
I was shocked when he said he wanted to sing.
Hang in there, Mr. Hong.
From your former mother.
What was that?
Former mother?
She's your former mother?
You heard of older guy fans, right?
She's an older lady fan.
Now that I thought about it,
you're not a good fit with our agency.
We're looking for a male and female duo.
I can be in a male and female duo too!
Where's the female member?
Right here.
What the...
What is this?
See? I have a female member here.
So disgusting!
You're not signing with us!
Why not? Why not?
- He's so good. / - He's so good.
Geez! I'm ruined!
(Flower Band)
Dear.
Eat some of this.
I can't.
Eat this so you can feel better.
Just have one bite.
I really can't.
Grandma, what's wrong?
Are you sick?
No. Don't worry.
Why can't you eat, grandma?
Why can't you eat?
Why?
Because...
♪ She's pregnant ♪
♪ A late child ♪
♪ Your grandpa is... ♪
- Hey. / - Yeah.
I finally got a girlfriend!
Wow... You?
Anyway...
I've never kissed anyone before.
How do I kiss my girlfriend?
- You've never kissed anyone? / - Yeah...
I'll teach you. Just listen.
When you kiss a girl...
Forget it. What would a child like you know?
Come on!
Flower Band! How do I kiss my girlfriend?
Tell me!
♪ I've never kissed ♪
It's okay, Hwisun.
You can kiss someone too.
People...
Will I be able to kiss someone soon?
- Yes! / - Yes!
See? They said you could kiss someone.
That was my mom.
What's taking so long?
Mom.
Why are you outside when it's so cold?
It's nothing. You go inside.
Mom... Are you waiting for dad again?
It's not like that.
Please, mom!
Dad isn't coming back.
He isn't coming!
How many times did I tell you that it's not like that?
Just go inside!
You are waiting for dad!
Then who is it?
Who are you waiting for?
♪ The parcel deliveryman ♪
♪ She ordered a bikini ♪
♪ For her vacation ♪
Hwisun.
You got a package.
I think it's laver.
What kind of laver?
Ugly laver.
♪ The perfect product for him ♪
Gosh... Look at that guy dance.
I guess that dance is popular these days.
What? That lame dance?
Why? It looks cool.
What kind of dance is that?
♪ He's been possessed ♪
♪ By a baby ghost ♪
♪ He could hop on blades ♪
Guys, I know how to read faces.
Then read my face.
Let's see...
You have the face of someone who will never kiss.
♪ An accurate prediction ♪
(Decline)
Father...
Aren't you two going to eat?
We have no appetite.
You kids eat.
Dear...
Your father seems strange.
Why?
What does it mean to not have an appetite?
It happens to some people.
I have something to tell you so listen.
I don't think...
I'll be able to buy you meat all the time anymore.
I want a divorce.
Don't joke around.
I wasn't joking.
Just listen.
I feel like...
Our family's wealth will be declining.
What do you mean by that?
Our company went bankrupt.
Checkmate!
Oh, did I lose?
Geez...
- Goodness! / - What's going on?
- What is this? / - What's with this thing?
- What is this? / - What's going on?
What's with this house?
- Our wealth... / - Why is it declining?
- It's declining... / - Hold on...
Hold on...
- Hold on... / - How far is it going to decline?
Hold on!
Mr. Kim! Mr. Kim!
Mr. Kim!
Sir, why did you slap me?
Sorry about that.
- What is this? / - I almost won.
Why did our wealth have to decline now?
Hold on...
Forget all that.
You didn't win. All the pieces fell off.
Nonsense... I...
Let's play again.
Get back here so we can play again.
Why you...
You don't think I can get up there?
Just stay right there.
What are you doing? Get up here!
Wow, this is...
This is a lot harder than I thought.
Gosh... Hold on.
I'm going for real.
Come then.
That's it.
Are you okay?
Sir...
What are you doing? Get up here now.
Hey... If I try to get up there again...
I think I'll end up up there.
This won't do.
Fine, you win then! I can't do this.
Where are you...
- Goodness! / - Gosh!
Dad, are you okay?
- Son. / - Yes?
You really shouldn't be worrying about me.
I feel like I'm going to die, dad.
At least I saved this.
Gosh...
We're bankrupt. How could you eat that?
Then should I starve to death?
This is when we should focus and eat.
I'll feed you.
Chopsticks... I need chopsticks...
Hold this.
- Chopsticks... / - Chopsticks?
They're up there.
They're over there.
Hold on.
No, no. Nothing happened. Just hold on.
I'm sorry, dear.
Just hold still.
Gosh...
I'll eat with my hands.
I'll use my hands.
But we should respect our elders.
Your father... Let me give him some first.
Father...
I made this and it's delicious, father.
No...
No, I'm fine.
Hold on, father...
No, don't come here.
Father...
Don't come here.
Father...
Father, here...
Here, father...
- No... / - Say ah, father.
- No... / - Father...
Say ah!
Mom!
Where are you going, mom?
Mom...
Father.
I'll make sure you get to eat this.
- No, don't come here. / - Just wait, father.
No.
- Here I go. / - Okay.
Father...
Father, I can't make it up there.
I'll just eat this.
Mom.
Can I eat the rest of this?
No!
Wait! Wait!
Wait! Don't eat that.
That hurts!
Mom...
- Just hold on. / - That hurt.
I made it all the way here.
How did you get up here?
Hold on...
I'll help you.
Hold on, mom...
Hold on...
Let me rest a bit.
No, this is my seat.
Let me rest a bit.
Hurry and go.
It's not going as I planned.
You're not supposed to climb up there, mom.
I can't move the way I want.
Dear.
Grab my hand.
1, 2, 3.
Hold on!
Wait!
I'll eat this with my hands. Don't worry.
No, I can make it taste better.
Gosh...
- Alright. / - Say ah.
Ah, ah, ah....
What's with the house now?
I don't want to eat this!
You got it all over my face... Gosh!
Are you okay, dad?
Dear...
Why do you keep calling for me?
Grandma's dead...
Oh, right!
I almost forgot.
- What is it? / - Oh, no!
What is it?
I'm on an empty stomach.
- Mom. / - Oh, no...
I ordered some Chinese food for you.
You're such a good boy.
Your food is here!
I'll leave it here!
No, no.
Don't you want to be paid?
I do.
Then bring the food up here.
Right here.
I'm bringing it up.
- Okay. / - Please hurry. We're hungry.
I'm bringing this up for real.
- Please hurry. / - Okay.
Why would you eat that?
That's our food...
Why'd you eat our food?
It's so delicious.
Delicious...
Bring it here fast.
I can't use this.
I'll bring these up.
Okay.
- Here I come! / - Okay.
Here I go!
I can do this!
Gosh, how kind of you.
It's all mixed up too.
Goodness...
- Gosh.... / - Enjoy!
Goodness, it's all mixed up.
It tastes good.
This is...
Hold on... Why is the house moving again?
Hold on... I'm almost done with the broth.
She got heavier.
Please!
Please hold still, house!
Did you finish yours?
- It went up my nose. / - It's yummy.
You finished that?
- Excuse me. / - Yes.
I'm leaving.
Take the empty bowls.
Just use them.
We don't use other people's things.
Take the empty plates.
You don't want free bowls?
Here I go!
Gosh! What now?
Help him.
Why are you doing this?
- What is it? / - I love all our customers.
I'll help.
Taehun, help him.
It's so slippery.
Dear.
You go help them.
Now!
- Dad... / - This is nuts.
Father!
(Ugly Inside)
Honey, I'm here.
- Yumi! You're here. / - Yes.
Hold on.
- Shake, shake, shake, shake. / - So sexy!
Byeongcheol the cutie!
You're so cute. Pat, pat.
- Yumi, I have something to tell you. / - What is it?
Will you love me no matter how I look?
Huh? What do you mean by that?
Of course.
I fell for your kind heart, not your looks.
Yumi... I love you.
Sit, Yumi.
- We're supposed to watch a movie. / - Yeah.
Ta-da! That's a 3D TV.
You big spender!
Put these glasses on.
- I'm excited. / - I'll start the movie.
Why isn't this working?
Hold on, Yumi.
- Let me take a look. / - Yeah.
- It's supposed to pop out. / - Is it working, Yumi?
No, it's still 2D.
Is it working now, Yumi?
Wow! Is this a 4D movie?
I see a monster in front of me.
Wow! Amazing!
- It looks so real. / - It's me. Byeongcheol.
Yikes! I touched it! Who are you?
I'm Byeongcheol.
Shake, shake, shake, shake.
Byeongcheol the cutie!
What is the meaning of this?
Is this Disney?
A monster just popped out. Please catch him.
Please capture him.
Yumi, it's me, Byeongcheol. Look.
Listen...
The thing is...
My face keeps changing.
What? Do you expect me to believe that?
Fine then.
I'll ask you something
only Byeongcheol would know.
What do I do when I'm nervous?
1, 2, 3.
- You pluck your nose hairs! / - Precisely!
I feel so nervous now!
You won't get this one.
What do I always get on vacation?
1, 2, 3.
- Cosmetic surgery! / - Precisely! It's Byeongcheol!
I'm sorry, honey.
Gosh... Look how disgusting your skin is.
Yumi, calm down. We were going to watch a movie.
- Yeah. / - Let's watch the movie.
I'm sorry for hitting you, honey.
- Let's watch the movie, Yumi. / - Okay...
I guess it got hotter outside.
Honey, you don't have plans to meet your friends?
Nope.
Yeah?
Aren't you going out for a cigarette break?
I quit smoking.
How dare you? Who told you to quit smoking?
Go out and breathe in some fine dust.
The fine dust is bad today.
And you look terrible.
Go outside.
And take this.
Come back once your face changes.
Alright.
I hope I never see you again.
What is this? I'm nervous...
Ta-da!
I know this face.
Feeldog of UNB.
Right? I'm a fan!
Feeldog? It's me. Byeongcheol.
Shake, shake, shake, shake.
Byeongcheol the cutie!
It's my lucky day!
Honey!
I love you more than ever, Byeongcheol!
- Yumi, let's watch the movie. / - Yeah.
- Want some popcorn? / - Huh?
No, no. No need for that.
Don't go anywhere, okay?
Let me get some rope to tie you up.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
I'm not going anywhere so don't worry, auntie.
- Huh? / - Oops... I mean Yumi. Sorry.
You better watch your mouth.
- Alright. Let's watch the movie. / - Okay.
This is a good one.
It's very interesting.
This is so much fun! Especially right now!
So scary!
Yumi...
How is Shin-chan scary?
It's scary when he shakes his butt!
I'm so scared! Hold me tight!
- Hold me tight and don't let go! / - Yumi, Yumi!
Yumi...
I'll sing to you so you won't be scared.
- Really? / - Yeah.
♪ Tell me where you want to go ♪
♪ Hawaii, LA ♪
♪ Baby, let's ride with me ♪
That was so sweet, honey.
- Honey. / - Now you shouldn't be scared.
Since you sang for me,
can you dance too?
- Dance? / - Yeah.
- Should I? / - Yeah.
Alright.
So cool!
Honey!
I love you, Song Byeongcheol!
Song Byeongcheol!
I love you, Song Byeongcheol!
So cool!
Song Byeongcheol!
I love you, Song Byeongcheol!
Hi!
Oh, honey...
Did he go away?
Stop goofing around and get over here.
Yumi, I bet you were surprised.
Wasn't my dancing awesome?
I'm so hot. Hold on.
I'm back to being the handsome Byeongcheol.
I guess you were surprised.
- Should we watch a movie? / - Yeah.
Let's watch a scary one this time.
So scary! So scary!
- Come on. It isn't scary at all. / - Hold me!
So scary!
- Stop overreacting. Your face is blue. / - So scary!
- So scary! So scary! / - What's wrong with you?
Geez...
Why are you so scared?
I'm Papa Byeongcheol.
You're really blue now.
- You're really blue. / - I guess the movie scared you.
Go back to Smurf Village please!
It's Gargamel! It's Gargamel!
Go away! Go away! Go away!
Go away!
Go away! Go away, Gargamel!
Go away! Go away! Go away!
Gargamel...
Yumi.
Honey, this is too hard for me.
How many times do you change in one day?
Yumi, I'm sorry.
Now your face doesn't even make me happy.
Forget this. We should break up.
- I don't need this! Let's end things! / - Yumi...
Yumi...
- Yumi, are you okay? / - What was that?
There's a nail sticking out.
I should fix it.
Hold on, Yumi.
Where's a hammer?
Where's a hammer? A hammer...
Yumi!
Shake, shake!
Byeongcheol the cutie!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you a simple one.
This is my first time doing this.
I'll stop time with magic.
Magicians Lee Seongdong and Bae Jeonggeun,
take a look at this clock.
I'll stop time.
Time, stop. Abra, abra, abra...
- Abracadabra. / - Impossible...
Time, start again.
Abracadabra.
Amazing, right?
Now I'll try this amazing trick
with a member of the audience.
Out of the people here...
Is there a woman over 165cm tall?
Instead of them...
I'll pick him.
Please stand up.
Look at the clock.
Time...
Stop.
Abracadabra!
Come on! Time didn't stop. He scared me...
Time, stop.
Abracadabra!
But it didn't stop...
You'd better cooperate.
Time, stop. Abracadabra!
Time has stopped.
Time, start again. Abracadabra!
It's okay.
Since he was kind enough to volunteer,
I'm going to give him a prize.
See me after the show.
- Applause! / - Applause!
Now...
I'll show you my amazing trick.
Magician Lee Seongdong, hold that cup please.
Now I'll pour water into this cup.
I poured water in.
Now I'll make this water disappear.
Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
Now I'll try this trick
with someone in the audience.
You, miss.
Please stand up.
Here you go.
Please hold that cup.
This is cola.
I'm pouring in cola.
There we go.
Blindfold.
Put this on top of your head.
Now I'll blindfold you.
Just hold on...
Say the magic word at the count of 3.
1, 2, 3.
Abracadabra.
Louder. Abracadabra.
Abracadabra.
Louder. Abracadabra.
Abracadabra.
Louder. Abracadabra!
Abracadabra.
Cola, disappear! Abracadabra!
Now remove your blindfold.
And take a look at the cup.
- Applause! / - Applause!
Alright then...
This is today's highlight.
I'll make my magicians pass through a wall.
Magician Lee Seongdong.
There's a solid wall beside you, right?
There's a wall
and Magician Lee Seongdong
will magically pass through this wall.
Alright...
We'll lower the curtains now.
Alright...
We'll start now.
Magician Lee Seongdong, are you ready?
Yes, boss.
Alright.
He'll pass through a wall.
First, his arm will go through.
Arm, pass through. Abracadabra!
Now his head will pass through.
Abracadabra!
Now his body will pass through.
Abracadabra!
Magician Lee Seongdong
is locked inside the wall.
Now we'll raise these curtains.
And...
I'll take Magician Lee Seongdong out of this wall.
First...
Just his hand.
Abracadabra!
Now...
His head. Abracadabra!
Now his body. Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
Now I'll try this trick
on Magician Bae Jeonggeun.
He's twice the size of Magician Lee Seongdong.
Are you ready to pass through the wall?
Yes, boss.
People, at the count of 3
please say the magic word.
Are you all ready?
Yes!
1, 2, 3!
Abracadabra!
Pass through the wall!
He passed right though.
Applause!
(The Set-up)
Hey, Seunghwan.
I'm a busy man.
Why'd you invite me to see the cherry blossoms?
Seunghwan, I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend
and she's bringing a close friend.
You two should date.
Why do you keep bothering me?
Don't even come over if you're going to be like this.
I'll lock the door and won't let you in!
She looks just like Suzy.
My door passcode is 0070.
Have a seat.
Come on, Hyeseon!
Hyeseon.
A really great guy is supposed to come today.
You should get married.
What? Married?
I'm going to stay single.
I'm not getting married!
He looks like TVXQ.
Here comes the bride!
- Hi, honey. / - Hey, honey.
Seunghwan, say hello.
- Hello. / - Hello.
- Good-bye. / - Good-bye.
Oh, come on.
You said she looks like Suzy.
She looks like a man.
Seunghye.
You said TVXQ.
He just looks weird.
- Come on. Just sit down. / - Sit down.
Geez...
- You two should talk. / - Yeah.
What's your yearly income?
Han Seokbong.
What do you do when you first meet a guy?
I fight him.
What kind of clothes do you like to wear?
Bikinis.
If you haven't eaten, would you like some bread?
What kind of bread?
A knuckle sandwich.
Come on, Seunghwan.
She said she'd give me a knuckle sandwich.
I better have my guard up.
Seunghye.
He enjoys wearing bikinis.
Get him some waxing cream.
Geez... Just sit down.
- We should eat what we bought. / - Good idea.
I want corn.
I want silk worm.
What about you two?
Cotton candy.
Do you like cotton candy, Miss Man?
Of course!
I ate so much cotton candy
that I got 4 implants.
Wow, you're like a drain.
You're like a sewer.
But there's only one of these.
What should we do?
No need to worry.
We'll share it all night.
My drain...
Have a bite.
Mr. Sewer...
You two are perfect together!
Have a bite!
- What's wrong, Hyeseon? / - Come on...
Since we're around all these cherry blossoms...
- Let's take a photo. / - Yeah.
- Pose. / - No, honey. I'll take it.
- No, I'll take it. / - I'll take it.
I'll take it!
Guys, just hold on.
Knock, knock, knock.
Hello, sweetie!
Can you take a photo of us?
Oh, sure.
Thank you, sweetie!
Look here.
Have you always been so easy?
You're calling a total stranger sweetie!
Well...
He seemed like a nice guy so I called him sweetie.
Then what should I call him?
Call him dude.
That's what guys call each other.
- What's wrong? Just sit down. / - Come on.
Sit down, Seunghwan.
- We've been so tactless, honey. / - Right?
Let's go buy some churros.
Seunghwan, we're going to get churros.
Why churros all of a sudden?
Make sure you add a lot of cinnamon.
- Excuse me... / - Excuse me...
- You go first... / - You go first...
- Then I'll go... / - Then I'll go...
I'll talk first.
I actually have somewhere to go today.
I have somewhere to go too.
I have a...
- Tango lesson. / - Tango lesson.
Then what are we doing?
Let's get to dancing.
They're about to kiss!
Goodness...
Seungbin, see you later!
Seunghwan!
Hyeseon!
Are you okay?
Ow, my head...
My head hurts!
Why? Did you hurt your head?
That man...
Keeps running around in my head.
Hyeseon!
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead!
You, in the blue shirt.
Come up.
Hi, my name is Yeok.
My surname is Dan.
I'm Dan Yeok.
I'm a musical actress.
Today is the day I perform with
the greatest musical actors.
Oh, the performance is starting.
Look at that girl!
Wow!
♪ That girl is so pretty ♪
♪ That radiant smile, she looks like Kim Taehee ♪
♪ Should we go and talk to her? ♪
♪ Kim Daehui, Kim Daehui ♪
♪ Kim Daehui from Gag Concert ♪
- Oh, no! / - Oh, no!
Oh, no!
♪ You can date her ♪
♪ That's enough ♪
♪ She's a lady ♪
♪ If you get a better look ♪
♪ Kim ♪
♪ Tae ♪
♪ Won ♪
- Wow! / - Wow!
That's was great!
Thank you.
- Thank you. / - Thank you.
"Greasy."
- That was great. / - Yeah.
Yeok, that was pretty good.
You're a rookie yet you pulled off both
Kim Daehui and Kim Taewon.
I think we should practice
the next project we'll be in together.
- Alright. / - Alright.
Yeok, our next project is "200 Pounds Beauty"
and you're the beauty.
So...
I want you to walk from here to there slowly
as you brush your hair back and try to look pretty.
Slowly. Can you do that?
Not like Kim Daehui.
Make it pretty.
Hold on, hold on.
Yeok, get over here.
Hey.
We told you.
We said just to act pretty but...
- You're really pretty. / - You're really pretty.
Yeok...
Instead of playing small roles,
will you be the lead in my heart?
What are you talking about?
- I picked Yeok first. / - Hey!
I picked her.
No.
I picked Yeok.
This voice... He's a legend in musicals.
Chan of UNB?
(Chan of UNB)
Hold on.
Where did you get this flower?
Give me that.
Why are you so strong?
Give me that!
Look here.
It looks like you want to take part in this war too.
Fine then. Let's have a singing battle
since we're musical actors.
♪ You become like a thorn ♪
♪ That buries itself inside me ♪
♪ Please ♪ Leave!
Just leave!
Now this is singing.
- Nice job. / - That was great.
Very nice.
But...
I bet you can't sing as well as I can.
Go ahead then.
♪ I'll confess now ♪
♪ I've loved you from the beginning ♪
♪ This is how much I love you ♪
♪ My awkward words ♪
♪ Might seem lame ♪
♪ And unbelievable ♪
♪ But I'm not just saying this ♪
How sweet.
You win.
Where do you keep getting flowers from?
A musical actor should be good at acting.
Watch how I act.
You've caught my eye!
Open bracket, open eyes, open nose,
open mouth, open pores, close pores,
close mouth, close nose, close eyes
and close bracket.
What was that?
You punk... You're good at acting too.
I'll show you some proper acting.
He has so many flowers.
Whether the weather was nice, bad...
Or decent...
Every day I spent with you was amazing.
- What the... / - What's going on?
Oh, no! I think you're electrocuting me!
I can dance like that too.
Yeok, let's go clubbing.
Hey! I can dance like that too!
- I can too! / - I can too!
No!
You have to go clubbing with me!
That voice...
It's Catwoman from the musical "Cats?"
Gross!
You should go clubbing with me.
♪ Follow this like a cat ♪
♪ Like a cat ♪ He's a pig not a cat!
What was that?
I wish I didn't see that.
Yeok, you decide...
- Who the real star in your heart is. / - Yeah.
Is it time for me to choose now?
Hit them hard, meow.
I'll pick last place first.
1, 2, 3!
- Next is 3rd. / - That hurt!
1, 2, 3!
- Nice! / - Lastly, it's 2nd...
1, 2, 3!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
Hello.
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is a coffee machine.
We'll bring the developer and CEO
and talk with you all.
Mr. CEO!
Hello. Hello.
That's right, people.
CEO Yoo Minsang has been
drinking only coffee for 40 years.
He loves coffee so much
that his skin is the color of coffee.
I guess you could say that.
He even loves coffee-colored stockings.
No, that's not true.
It's not like that.
Please call now.
The number is 02-9189-9406...
5959, he orders pizza, he orders fried chicken...
He orders pork hocks, and women run away.
How unfortunate.
Please call now.
Let me practice.
Hello, this is Momentary Home Shopping.
- That's good. / - Okay, that was perfect.
Hello, this is Momentary Home Shopping.
- Yeah, that was perfect. / - Hey!
You got a call for real there!
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
I said to stop!
Stop!
Not just any kind of shrimp.
Only whole shrimp.
Yoo Minsang's coffee machine.
Hold it!
How are shrimp even relevant?
What does shrimp have to do with coffee?
Yoo Minsang's coffee machine
is used at many companies as well.
That's right.
It's such a hassle for new employees
to make coffee for their bosses.
You don't have to worry anymore.
Our product can spit in the coffee for you.
What was that?
Hold on!
Wait... It has that function?
Now you don't have to spit in it yourself.
Hold on... Gosh...
- Here you go. / - Put it away.
- Here you go. / - I'm fine.
We also have a special event today.
Have you all heard of kopi luwak?
The palm civet eats coffee beans...
- And defecates amazing coffee. / - It's expensive.
But we have coffee that's even more rare
called wow coffee.
What's wow coffee?
It's made from Yoo Minsang's feces.
Hold on... Hold on...
That's ridiculous. It's not true.
And he poops a lot!
No! Don't be ridiculous. That's not true.
- All this becomes coffee. Wow! / - No!
There's nothing in here. That's not true.
We'll bring in barista Kim Suyeong
to explain the many functions of our product.
Suyeong.
We'll show you how the coffee is made.
You just pour the beans in here
and press this button.
Then you'll get freshly ground coffee.
So... Excuse me. Hold on.
Why are you eating the coffee beans?
You're not supposed to eat this.
Don't eat this. The coffee...
Yes, it comes out right away.
Now...
Right. You can add some syrup
if the coffee is bitter.
No! Don't put coffee in the syrup! Hey!
- It's mine! / - What? Hey!
What's his deal?
Don't you all want one?
Please call now.
You'd better pick up the phone properly this time.
Okay...
Don't pick up if you're not going to try hard!
Alright...
No! Hold on! That's not what I meant!
We'll cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ A phone number with different digits ♪
♪ 1234 ♪
♪ 5678 ♪
♪ Driver service 1234 ♪
Yoo Minsang's coffee machine.
What the...
How is that even relevant?
Don't you all want one?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's shaved pork belly.
What are you talking about?
It's the best.
(We Need to Talk 1987)
I've finally been stationed.
The army is no big deal.
Wait for me, Bongseon.
3 years will pass by in no time.
I heard we were getting new recruits.
Hey, recruit.
Private Kim Daehui!
Got a girlfriend?
Yes, sir!
Is she pretty?
Yes, sir!
What celebrity does she look like?
She looks like Kim Hyesu, sir!
Wow, she must be really pretty.
Got a photo?
I lost it at boot camp, sir!
Forget it then.
We got a recruit here! Show him the ropes!
Yes, sir!
He got here a month before you did.
Respect his words.
- Sir, yes, sir! / - Good.
Sejin!
Hey! You went to the army a month before I did
and this is where they stationed you?
You got so manly since the last time I saw you!
Are you insane?
It's me! Your upperclassman in college. It's Daehui.
I know. My upperclassman Daehui.
I'm your army superior Sejin.
Come on, man.
You got a problem with that?
No...
No? Get on all fours.
No, sir!
You'd better act right in front of me.
Sorry about this, Daehui.
It's the army. I have to be like this.
Don't be so nervous. I'm sorry.
No...
No? Get on all fours.
No, sir!
You'd better show some respect.
- Are you showing him the ropes? / - Sir, yes, sir!
Alright. Go outside and get some work done.
- Yes, sir! / - Yes, sir!
Anyone there?
Who are you?
We're here to visit Kim Daehui.
- Oh, Private Kim Daehui? / - Yes.
He's out working. Just a moment.
Hey, Kim Daehui! You got visitors!
You didn't have to bring all this, ma'am.
- Dad! / - Son!
Daehui!
Gosh... He sure is close with his mom.
Thank you for the food, ma'am!
Daehui, I'm sure being in the army is tough.
Is there anything troubling you?
Dad, Sejin is making it so hard on me!
Sejin got here a month before me...
No. No? No, sir!
What are you babbling about?
Sejin, are you Daehui's superior?
Yes, sir.
Oh, that's great. I know Daehui is lacking
but try to be nice to him.
I'd like to but I guess he's too young.
He lacks respect.
What? He lacks respect?
He lacks respect?
You lack respect, you brat! You lack respect!
Show your superior some respect, you brat!
Geez, you should respect your superior...
Private Lee Sejin, could I buy you
some treats from the commissary?
Oh, okay...
You two can talk.
This way please. This way.
- Shall we go then? / - Yes, Mr. Lee. This way.
Bongseon...
I know it's been hard for you without me around.
No.
I know things are a lot
harder for you in the army.
So you are struggling then.
What is it? Tell me.
After you left for the army...
Guys have been all over me
like they've been waiting.
I'm sick of turning them down.
Even if I tell them I'm taken...
Daehui...
Why won't guys leave pretty girls alone? Well?
Who's laughing? Who?
Thank you for the food, ma'am.
What are you babbling about?
(YOLO Inn)
Let me get some water from the well.
Oh, goodness! The gourd fell in.
Oh, no...
- Okbun! / - What do I do?
What happened?
The gourd fell in.
Want me to help?
Really? It's right here.
- It's in there deep. / - Right here.
- Let me help. / - It's here.
Did you get it?
The gourd...
Aren't you thankful that I helped?
Thank you.
What is this?
Gosh, that was refreshing.
This is what I get for helping?
- Grandpa! / - Grandpa!
Deulle and Dallae.
I'd go back to being 3.
I'd go back to being 5.
Why are you kids so excited?
Grandpa, if you could go back in time,
how far back would you go?
Let's see...
I don't want to go back in time.
I'm happiest now...
- Since I'm living with Okbun. / - Dear...
I don't want to go back in time either.
Being with you now makes me the happiest.
- Okbun... / - Dear...
See? They both have stinky pasts!
It stinks!
You brats!
- What do you kids know? / - What was that?
Why are you kids here?
Grandpa, you can make $10 with $1.
It's so easy.
Just pick out the red ball
and we'll give you 10 times what you paid.
Dear, there are too many white balls.
This is a scam.
Let me play so the kids can have pocket money.
Let me mix it up!
- Here. / - Thank you.
They're all mixed up.
- I won't look. / - No peeking!
Alright. Where is it?
Where is it?
Please... Please...
- Where is it? / - Please...
Is it this one?
Please... Not the red ball...
This?
Give me $10!
See? I told you he's a gambler!
He's totally a gambler!
Please teach me so I can make money.
Maybe I shouldn't have done this.
- Run for it! / - You brats! Give me $10!
Those scammers... Calm down, dear.
- Geez... / - Oh, right.
We're going to have a barbecue for dinner.
Right, right.
I got some pork neck for you.
- Pork neck? / - Eat up.
Looks delicious.
I should empty the trash can.
This sizzling meat sure looks good.
What was this used to wipe?
How am I going to flip the meat?
I'll flip the meat.
You almost burnt the meat.
Dear, aren't you hungry?
Eat this.
- What is this? / - Pork neck.
Isn't this pork butthole?
Don't be ridiculous! Just eat it.
I have to empty the trash can.
Eat it.
Eat it. Is it good?
- Delicious. / - Good.
What was this used to wipe?
You have some meat too.
I don't eat meat.
I knew it. That's why I brought a hot sandwich.
Oh, good. I was hungry.
I need to blow my nose.
It's too hot.
Dear, this is too hot.
- Hot... / - Use this to hold it.
Hold it with this.
Now it won't be hot.
Gosh.. What is this, dear?
- A hot sandwich. / - More like a snot sandwich.
It's a hot sandwich.
That's so disgusting, you old fart!
- How is this disgusting? / - So gross...
I'm so full.
Sir, we're here again!
Oh, you two are here again.
Honey, you got sauce on your face.
Really? Oh, a tissue!
Why is it so moist?
It must be a wet tissue!
There's meat too! Looks good!
Honey! Don't eat with your hands.
- I see some tongs. Hold on. / - Tongs...
I'll grab it with this... Ah.
Seunghye, you're the best!
Right?
Yummy!
Thank you for the food, sir!
- You'll eat anything. / - Thank you.
So disgusting...
Why are the chickens out?
Chickens, go back inside.
Mr. Kim, you have some packages.
- Why so many? / - I don't know.
- Seunghye. / - Yeah?
- You got something on your pants. / - Really?
I shouldn't have worn white pants.
I guess I should change.
- You brought extra clothes? / - No! What do I do?
Just take them off. It's just us two here.
You must be insane!
- Should I borrow pants from the old lady? / - Yeah.
Alright.
Seunghye.
The old man is chicken fighting with the chickens!
- Don't be ridiculous. / - It's for real.
You didn't borrow pants from the old lady?
No. You can just wear my sweat pants, Seunghye.
- Alright. No peeking, honey. / - Alright.
- I said not to look! / - How can I not?
Dear, what are you doing?
I'm angry!
What are you doing?
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
I've been dieting these days
so I only eat vegetables.
Do I look like I lost weight?
What did you just say?
Who are you?
Hello.
I'm Gukja, the pride of Korean literature.
Alright, Gukja.
Teacher, what did you just say earlier?
That I only eat vegetables.
Did you know?
Vegetable is an abbreviation.
What is that an abbreviation of?
- Vege... / - I can eat a bunch of vegetables...
Since it isn't fattening.
- Table... / - Cows eat only vegetables too.
Vegetables will prevent me from
regaining lost weight.
Regain is an abbreviation too.
What is that an abbreviation of?
- Re... / - I'm going on a diet since I gained weight.
- Gain... / - After eating this.
- I can't help snacking late at night though. / - Right.
Snacking is an abbreviation too.
What does it mean?
- Snack... / - Hey! Fried chicken at this hour?
- Ing... / - Order some!
That's great.
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
Salad is also an abbreviation.
Salad?
Sa...
Celery, lettuce and paprika...
La...
Eaten as a meal...
- D... / - Tastes terrible!
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
I think he's pointing at me.
Teacher, I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
Where are you pointing?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When it feels nice to do ♪
♪ Some spring cleaning with your family ♪
♪ But then my dad told me ♪
♪ To throw out anything useless in the house ♪
♪ My mom held out the trash bag and said ♪
♪ Get in there, dear ♪
♪ My dad took the trash bag and said ♪
♪ Your cooking belongs in here too, dear ♪
♪ What my parents need ♪
♪ Are two big trash bags ♪
What are you talking about?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ Yoo Minsang asks Shin Bongseon ♪
♪ If he can be on "King of Masked Singer" ♪
♪ But then Bongseon seemed really cool ♪
♪ When she called the production staff right away ♪
♪ Bongseon said after she hung up the phone ♪
♪ You need a mask to cover your body ♪
♪ Minsang then said ♪
♪ I guess I'd be the King of Girdle Singer ♪
♪ What Minsang needs is ♪
♪ Two bags of TV editing ♪
♪ To blur out his stomach ♪
Alright, good work. Go sit down.
♪ I'll be back, back again ♪
Who wants to talk next?
- He looks troubled. / - Alright...
Who are you?
Love... It's all a lie.
Hello.
I always get rejected.
I'm Jo Inteu.
- Jo Inteu. / - Alright.
Inteu.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
Don't ever fall in love, teacher.
What are you talking about?
Who said that ♪ Love is beautiful? ♪
What happened to you?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
I don't know why we broke up.
All I did was serenade her out of love.
What did you sing for her?
All girls love this song...
"Confession" by Yim Jaebeum!
♪ What do I do? ♪
- So cool! / - No wonder.
Girls hate that song.
Liar! Liar!
And I didn't stop there.
- During the interlude... / - Did he?
I even gave a speech!
What kind of speech?
Jeonghye...
- Draw a circle in the air. / - No!
Anything but that!
I love you as much as the space outside that circle.
You keep doing things that girls hate.
Liar! Liar!
- People, is that so terrible? / - Yes!
Liar! You liars!
Where are you going?
Next is Mix Sejin!
Put your hands up in the air!
Put your hands up! Put your hands up!
Put your hands up! DJ Mix Sejin!
Mix Sejin.
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything.
- I'm DJ Mix Sejin. / - Alright, good to see you.
Teacher, on my way here...
The cherry blossoms were causing too much traffic...
So I took the sub-bus.
What's that?
I mixed the subway and bus!
Teacher, I want to learn how to play...
- The acoustic guitar as a hobby. / - The guitar...
- And I want to learn golf. / - Golf...
So I mixed the acoustic guitar and golf!
DJ Mix Sejin, drop the beat!
Golf, acoustic guitar, golf, acoustic guitar...
Golf, acoustic guitar!
Golf-tar!
Everyone! Golf-tar!
Golf-tar!
Get him!
He's a golf-tar!
That was exciting.
- Teacher, you play the guitar and play golf. / - Yes.
- You're a true golf-tar. / - Thanks.
Teacher, I was craving radish water kimchi...
- Last night... / - Radish water kimchi...
- And I was craving cockles too. / - Cockles.
So I mixed radish water kimchi and cockles!
DJ Mix Sejin, drop the beat!
Radish water kimchi, cockles...
Radish water kimchi, cockles!
Radish-cock!
Everyone! Radish-cock!
Radish-cock sounds delicious.
Teacher, you should have radish-cock...
- For dinner. / - No. Go sit down.
Alright.
Who wants to talk next?
Teacher!
How cute.
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I'm a girl that loves animals.
- I'm Annie. / - Alright, Annie.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I feel so bad when people harm animals.
What is it?
People eat sea creatures
because they taste good.
So for me, halibut is a no! Hairtail is a no!
Mackerel is a big... No, no, no!
I don't eat those.
I bet all the sea creatures will thank you.
But I eat flounder.
Why?
Seasonal fish is nice and plump
so they taste great all cut up.
- Yummy! / - What are you talking about?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
Do you eat healthy food?
Sometimes, when I'm feeling a bit weak.
Gosh... Teacher...
I hate it when people harm animals
just to maintain their health.
So for me, chicken soup is a no! Beef soup is a no!
Loach soup is a big.... No, no, no!
I don't eat those.
Yeah, kids your age don't need to eat that stuff.
I eat eel extract though.
Why?
The extracts have the best medicinal properties.
Who wants to talk next?
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I love Korea
and I respect Hangeul.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
- Alright, I know you, Seongwon. / - Yes.
You're going to do English jokes, aren't you?
No.
I made a promise with Director Jeong.
- The director of Gag Concert? / - Yes.
That I would never use English again.
Then you'll slip in an English joke.
I, Kim Seongwon, will never speak English.
Alright. What will you talk about then?
I'll talk about Korean rest stops.
Rest stops are filled with delicious treats.
They have fish cakes.
- Potatoes. / - Right.
And this club.
- Huh? / - What?
Hold on.
- What is this? / - A club.
Nobody calls this a club.
It's a club.
What else would I call it?
Everyone here calls this something else.
- A club. / - You know too.
- A club. / - Say it.
Just say it.
It's fine. Just say it.
He's going to say it.
Hot dog!
H-O-T D-O-G!
Hot dog!
Onion hot dog.
Spicy bacon hot dog.
Chili cheese hot dog.
Kang Hot Dog.
Nice to meet you!
Director, I'm sorry.
I can't not speak English.
It's okay, Seongwon.
Hot dog is in the Korean dictionary too...
- So you can say it. / - Yeah.
No... But still...
- I will never use English. / - Alright.
There are many ways to enjoy these treats.
For fish cakes...
- Soy sauce. / - You add soy sauce.
For potatoes, you can add sugar.
And on this, you can add western chili paste.
- What? / - What was that?
Hold on.
What do you call this?
Western chili paste.
You don't usually call this western chili paste.
Teacher, it's western chili paste.
What else what I call it?
All of Korea knows what it's called.
You know too.
Say it. It's okay.
- Come on. / - What the...
- Just say it. / - He's going to say it.
Gosh...
Hold it in!
No!
Ketchup!
K-E-T-C-H-U-P! Ketchup!
Jalapeno ketchup.
Nice.
Sugar-free ketchup.
Tomato ketchup.
- Ji-ketchup. / - Ji-ketchup?
♪ Forget your worries and ketchup, chup, chup ♪
♪ Ketchup, chup, chup ♪
Director, I'm sorry.
I can't not speak English!
Go sit down.
Alright, Daehui. See you next week, right?
Okay, see you again.
- How's your wife? / - Yeah.
Gag Concert, I love you.
Bye-bye!
Next is Twisty!
I'm Twisty! I'm Twisty!
I know it's you.
You should greet the people.
- Not if you tell me to! / - Then don't.
I will since you told me not to.
Hello, everyone. Good to be here!
I always do the opposite!
- I'm Twisty! / - You always do the opposite.
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
Yes, that's why I brought a delicious beverage
to get on their good side.
A beverage?
Ta-da.
What's this?
I brought some sand eel extract.
It's real. I'll open it in front of you all.
It's brand new.
- It's the real thing. / - Watch!
I'll make the drinks like this!
Why?
Just like this!
I'll add more!
And this salt...
I'll add salt in this one...
I'll add it all!
- You'll make the others drink this? / - Yes.
They all have a lot of complaints against me.
Yeah.
So we'll make it fair and square with darts.
You'll drink the drink it lands on.
You can drink water if you hit water.
(Salt water, water, sand eel extract)
Why is the space for water so small?
Gosh... You have to drink what you hit.
Don't make the others do that. You shouldn't either.
- I shouldn't do this? / - Yeah.
Then I'll do it!
He always does the opposite.
I'll do it.
I'll do it!
I'll... I'll do it!
Yeah, throw the dart from up close.
Throw it from up close?
Then I'll throw it from far away!
Why doesn't he ever listen?
I'm throwing!
Okay.
You're going to drink that?
That salt water? Don't drink that.
- Don't drink it? / - Don't. It'll be super salty.
Then I'll drink it!
At least it's not this one!
- I can't drink this! / - Nice job.
Whatever happens, do not drink this one.
That's way too much sand eel extract.
Do not drink this one.
What is it?
- Don't drink it. / - Don't drink this one?
Yeah, that's too much sand eel extract.
The smell...
Then I'll drink it!
Geez, this is insane.
I'll drink it!
Spit it out! Spit it out!
Spit it out!
Spit it out like the salt water!
Don't swallow! Do not swallow!
Good. At least you didn't down all of it.
Don't chug it down.
You'll be in big trouble if you chug all of this.
Don't chug all of this?
Then I'll chug it all down!
- Teacher! / - Yeah?
Let me just say one thing!
Go ahead.
- Who wants to talk next? / - What?
- What was that? / - He's pushing it back.
Why does he do this every episode?
Who are you?
Why...
Hello there.
I'm the sexy chef Jaebaek.
Sexy Baek.
Sexy...
Baek.
You surprised us!
Alright, Sexy Baek.
What are you going to cook for us today?
Today's dish...
- Is a beef dish. / - Beef?
- I'll explain each cut. / - Alright.
First, the shank...
Is the thigh.
And the tenderloin...
Is the chest.
And the top round...
Is the buttocks.
Geez, so disgusting.
So what dish will you make with that beef?
I'm going to tenderize it first.
Sexy Baek.
- So you're going to grill the beef? / - No.
I'm making beef and seaweed soup.
Why do you talk so weird?
His pronunciation...
Seaweed soup needs seaweed.
You have to soak this hard seaweed
so that it becomes soft.
Drop it in the water you prepared. Splash.
♪ Soak, soak, soak, soak ♪
- He's out of his mind. / - Soak.
- Are you a magician? / - It's soaked.
Alright, now you can make it into soup.
Oops, I have to get all the water off the seaweed.
- Teacher, would you like a taste? / - No! Go sit.
Then good-bye.
Why are you walking backwards?
Sexy Back.
Please be seated.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
The weather these days
is perfect for going to Hangang
and ordering some food.
There are many types of delicious delivery foods.
Firsht, boiled pork, pork hocks and tway noodles.
Boiled pork, pork hocks and tray noodles.
Cwispy fwied chicken and wefweshing beers.
Crispy fried chicken and refreshing beers.
Wastwy, bwack bean noodles, cwab fwied wice,
seafood stir-fwy and fwied shwimp.
With such a big order, thwow in fwee dumpwings.
- I didn't get that. / - What was that?
Lastly, black bean noodles, crab fried rice,
seafood stir-fry and fried shrimp.
With such a big order, throw in free dumplings.
Dear, all this talk about food made me hungry.
What should we have for dinner?
You already ate dinner, dear.
I'm so good at digesting!
I love you.
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Jo Inteu, you're a new character.
Yes.
I've joined Bongsunga School as a new character
but it's a bit hard to make my jokes funny.
Really? Can you show me?
Who said that ♪ Love is beautiful? ♪
No reaction, right?
As a senior comedian, I'll show you
how to make that joke funny.
Let me add some eye drops.
Wow, so prepared.
Who said that... People come first?
People, have a great week.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!